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There was Seven of Nine on Voyager.er.yeah. There was that awesome battle with the Borg Cube in First Contact. In Balance of Terror the Romulans fucking nuked the Enterprise and it did nothing. But the starships were badass simply for that alone. Star Trek had technobabble bullshit means of plot contrivance and convenience to solve almost any problem that popped up (the ultimate achilles' heel of that show). The moment that a pilot strapped himself in to ride fire, you knew he had a one-in-three chance of being reduced to superheated slag along with the ship. Don't get me wrong, I love Starfuries, but let's face it: They were the fucking red-shirts and Ensign Rickies in B5. I especially love spaceships, and I love Star Trek spaceships most of all. What I'm trying to emphasize here, is that I love space stuff.

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That would probably have to involve a thinking, cognative audience to truly appreciate, and judging by what's popular on TV today, I'd wager that the amount of smart people in the world are outnumbered by the dumb.Д«eh, that's enough of my Cranky Kong 'Back in my day' shit. Which makes me sad that they've never gotten JMS to ever write a fucking theatrical film in the B5 universe. I just love the stuff I love, and I love learning about it, and if it's good enough, I keep up with it. Probably the same reason why I don't go to gaming conventions.

Fuck, I've never even considered going to conventions because my own fellow fans creep the shit out of me (not all of them, I know, some of you are normal). I'm not some damned Trekkie or asshole who goes to movies dressed like a god damn stormtrooper or Jedi Master. Look, I'm just trying to say, I love space and shit. Nobody fucks with Wedge, not even god damn Final Fantasy, ya hear?! And the captain was staring at him through the viewport in shock when it happened. Fuck, I even like the ones by Aaron Allston, okay? Look, no one fucks with Wedge and Tycho, all right? They're awesome especially that time when Wedge blew up a star destroyer's bridge by firing proton torps into it at point blank range whilst upside down. But the X-Wing books are probably better than the first three original films combined, and maybe the only ones I can recommend reading (at least the first four). Star Wars hasn't aged so well for me, especially when you consider that the made-for-TV B5 prequel kicked the shit out of Episode 1 in every conceivable manner in terms of quality, it shouldn't come as a surprise. I love Lexx (which is more of a spoof or whatever, but it's still in space, and it's also fucking hilarious). If I was forced to choose the one I love the most, it's most certainly Babylon 5.

I'm rather discriminating, and sadly I haven't seen much in the way of good sci-fi in years. Now, that's not to say I just love anything that's science fiction for the sake of it being science fiction. It's the worst death imaginable, and I'm pretty sure that some of you would know who I'm para-phrasing right now so I'll shut up. Sure you got magic and hordes of conjured hellspawns at your beck and whim, but all my wussy ass has to do is push a button and transport your ass into deep space and see how your lungs like chewing on vacuum until they turn inside-out, your eyeballs freeze and your heart explodes. I definitely prefer it to fucking elves and hobbits and wizards. I love stuff in space, or in the future, or anything like that. But then one day, we installed a new game to test out on our computers: Star Trek: Bridge Commander. A lot of them were FPSs like Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Serious Sam or Rainbow Six (whatever the fuck kind of game that was).

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Now I'm not a PC gaming enthusiast, but several years ago when I was taking computer class in my senior year of high school (which was supposed to have been Library Assistant you fuckwad cheapskate killjoy administrators) I got to play several games in our after-school computer-gaming get-togethers. And it's not gonna get immediately to the point cuz I'm gonna talk about some shit that isn't immediately imperative to what I'm typing about. A long-winded one, with lots of dorky words that you won't understand. I'm just gonna go ahead and get this out of the way now: This is gonna be a long one.